If failure were Washington, D.C., Ride to Hell would be the Washington Monument or the Lincoln Memorial or that Vietnam wall thing or whatever. If failure were Paris, Ride to Hell would be the Arc de Triomphe. Ride to Hell: Retribution is a spectacular monument to failure. And now, we move on to even bigger moments in incompetence.
For that, ladies and gentlemen, I am truly, truly sorry. I hadn’t yet played Ride to Hell: Retribution. Back in March, I said that The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct wouldn’t have any serious competition for the worst game of 2013, but it was a premature coronation. Before we begin, I’d like to take this space to issue a very public apology to Terminal Reality and Activision.
